I bought you a cockroach
Let me explain
Before this gets out of hand
It was unintentional
Of course if you asked for a cockroach
I would buy you one
I would buy you a thousand
Hopefully you would keep them in a box
With a lock on it
In the closet
But if you wanted to keep them in the bedroom
And it was the most important thing
I would say yes of course
Could you just keep them in the box
And put it in the corner
Maybe throw a blanket over it
Back to what I was saying
I really didn’t mean to buy you a cockroach
It just happened
When I bought this house