I bought you a cockroach

Let me explain

Before this gets out of hand

It was unintentional

Of course if you asked for a cockroach

I would buy you one

I would buy you a thousand

Hopefully we would keep them in a box

With a lock on it

In the closet

But if you wanted to keep them in the bedroom

And it was the most important thing

I would say yes of course

Could you just keep them in the box

And put it in the corner

Maybe throw a blanket over it

Back to what I was saying

I really didn’t mean to buy you a cockroach

It just happened

When I bought this house


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